I’ve acquired an e-mail. It’s from YouPorn, they usually say it’s pressing.
This needs to be attention-grabbing. Let’s see what it has to say.
Effectively, the YouPorn emblem and nicely-formatted message definitely makes it seem like it has come from the porn video website.
And, uh-oh, it appears YouPorn’s AI algorithm has detected me in a intercourse video that has been uploaded!
Now, I could be forgetful… however I’m fairly positive that I’ve by no means knowingly appeared in a sexually specific film, not to mention uploaded it to YouPorn.
However how intelligent of YouPorn’s AI system to detect that it was me within the video, after which get in contact to warn me.
It makes me surprise what sort of AI expertise they’re utilizing right here. I imply, usually you wouldn’t count on even the neatest AI system to have the ability to inform who an individual was by the form of physique components which can be more likely to be taking prime place in a video like this.
Oh nicely, if it’s “superior expertise” that explains it. Feels like they’re fairly highly effective…
Ouch! So, if I don’t need the video revealed on YouPorn I’ve to allow them to know inside seven days.
So, I suppose all I’ve to do is click on on the hyperlink to take a look at the video. Appears affordable.
However, rattling it, there’s an issue.
You see, the hyperlink within the e-mail YouPorn has despatched me doesn’t go anyplace. There’s no web site deal with to go together with the https:// !
I’m going to have to seek out another solution to cease the video being revealed.
Feels like they’ve received some fairly cool expertise at YouPorn for coping with this type of scenario.
Aha! That is extra prefer it. However I’m unsure if a “primary categorical” service that forestalls re-uploading of my saucy intercourse video to twenty web sites (I heard there are extra porn web sites than that) is sweet sufficient, even when it solely prices $199.
Safety in opposition to the video being re-uploaded to over 300 of YouPorn’s community of companion web sites for simply $699 appears like a greater deal. However dangle on, that is only for one 12 months! I don’t wish to have to wash up this mess once more in 12 months time… I would like one of the best safety accessible to take care of my squeaky clear on-line fame.
Now this sounds extra prefer it. The entire previously-mentioned safety “plus digital safety by MediaWise® and Safeguard” (something that has a registered trademark image has received to be spectacular, proper?) “…primarily based on facial recognition information for 3 years.”
Three years isn’t pretty much as good as perpetual, however it’s higher than one 12 months. And so they appear be guaranteeing that “any content material with my biometrics shall be blocked”.
All for a mere $1399.
The place do I pay?
Hmmph. I’ve to pay by way of cryptocurrency? That appears just a little unorthodox. However hey, perhaps YouPorn is simply attempting to guard my privateness. In spite of everything I wouldn’t essentially my companion to identify a cost to YouPorn on my bank card invoice.
Let’s try that hyperlink.
Darnit. That hyperlink doesn’t work both! I’m simply going to should assume that YouPorn has received a intercourse video of me, as I can’t double-check for myself.
No, thank YOU.
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